Privacy Policy
Welcome to A Better Theory! We understand that privacy is a big deal, so we've put together this privacy policy to let you know how seriously we take it (I mean, we have to take something seriously).
#1 - information we collect
When you visit our site, we may collect some personal information from you. Don't worry; we're not stalking you or anything creepy like that. We just need to know a few things to provide you with a better experience. This may include your name, email address, and maybe even your favorite pizza topping (if you feel like sharing).
#2 - cookies and other delicious treats
We love cookies. Not the kind you eat (although we're fans of those, too), but the digital kind that helps us understand how you use our website. These little nuggets of information allow us to optimize your experience and make our site even better. They're completely safe, we promise. No crumbs left behind!
#3 - how we use your information
Rest assured; we won't sell your personal information to anyone. We value your trust too much for that. We may use your information to send you updates, newsletters, or the occasional offer for something or another. If you're not into it, you can always opt-out. No hard feelings.
#4 - third-party shenanigans
We may share your information with third-party service providers, but only to help us improve our services. These trusted folks are bound by their own privacy policies, so we make sure they play nice and don't do anything sketchy with your data. We’re cool like that.
#5 - changes to this policy
Just like theories evolve, so may our privacy policy. We reserve the right to make changes and updates as needed. Rest assured; we'll let you know about any significant changes.
#6 - got questions?
If you have any questions or concerns or just want to say hi, feel free to reach out to our privacy team. They may or may not respond, considering they don’t exist, but someone will reach out to you.
Thanks for choosing A Better Theory, where theories are thrilling, and privacy is no exception!